Private banking for distinguished degenerates.

Hold ZION. Get an airdrop. Watch it hit your wallet. The suit is decorative.

Inspect Receipts View Reserves

Chairman Zion, Department of Extremely Serious Banking

Holders Only ◆ Jupiter Buy Rail ◆ On-chain Receipts ◆ Prestige Nonsense

How It Works

You hold ZION. We send you stuff.

We buy tokens through Jupiter and drop them to ZION holders. Every transaction goes on-chain. No presale, no VC cut, no random wallets getting a slice. Just receipts.

01 Holders only

ZION in your wallet means your name's on the list. Doesn't? It's not.

02 It's on Solscan

Every airdrop has a transaction hash. Go check it yourself. We'll wait.

03 Jupiter does the buy

Routed through Jupiter so you can see exactly what was spent and what you got.

SOL Routed — SOL ceremonially routed into holder rewards

Receipts — Recorded airdrop instruments

Verified by the Office of Zion, probably

Public Ledger

Recent bank receipts

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